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how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.
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justin bieber getting hit in the head from three different angles
“I wouldn’t buy her the “dolly” movie for Christmas.”
Submitted By: Dede B.
Location: Washington, United States
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Spend a little more time trying to make something of yourself & a little less time trying to impress people.
—The Breakfast Club (1985)
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Every time I open the freezer I fucking see this woman smiling at me with her small ass fucking ice cream cone
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